I haet itt wen sterlun sneakss up on mee and takes picksures uv mee wen i am asleap.  Itt gets anoying!

I wundur what is in my food dissh and i don't know wy sterlun tuk this picksure, but hee didd!  I luv takeing my paww and putting it into my food, scoopingg my food up and eatting my food frum off my paww.  I don't no any kitties who can doo that trickk.  Purrrrr.

Thiss dijitul cammruh looks cool, but wunce again sterlun tuk a picksure!  (by the wayy, i am the troo masturmind behindd djsterf.net)  At leest sterlun got enuff compitenss to get a picksure uv my eye.

I am lookingg away ryte noww and i think i'm hungree agenn.

I looked at sterlun becuz i wanted sum food but he just lett mee outsyde.  I like outsyde a lott.

I oftin go owt and havv funn outsyde and I luv relacksing outside and haveing a good tyme.

I don't no wy that mettal slabb bacc their looks all lite bloo but it looks cool.  I thinkk I'll go eat sum grass.  I'll just coff it up laterr all over my insyde floor.  Meowwwwwww!

I think sterlun toldd me thatt this wood bee on a muther's day carrd or sumthing but i like this picksure.  It's byootiful.

This webb stuff is geting tyring.  I think I wil go sleap noww.  MEOWWWWW!

(Written in 2001)

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